Saturday, November 29, 2014

Maize Gone Wrong


How about a baking competition?

As Saturday's are only half work days, it seemed like the perfect opportunity  moreover, it was one of Uganda's rainy moments. Kelly and I grabbed two bowls and headed for the beat-up, grease-stained, lined-paper notebook with a friend's cookie recipe from her Saskatchewan home.
“Competition?” I asked.
She confirmed.
I pulled out my flour.
“What is that?” Kelly's face looked funny at my flour bag
“Uh, flour...”
“You bought Maize??”
I had not thought of the corncob adorning the front satchel when I had bought it. Wasn't it all flour?

The culprit
Apparently not. As I churned and mashed my dough, it was nothing but granular substance that kept falling apart. It would not do for any “Betty and Veronica” cooking show, now or to come...ever. I kept positive has Kelly formed her perfectly round dough balls. I would just make squares.

I added extra water to the dough, drizzled some peanut butter on top, spread the mixture into the pan, and placed it into the gas oven. Thirty minutes later, I tasted it. I might as well have taken two dry, raw cobs, given them a good blender ride and spread them in the bottom of a pan, adding some peanuts over top.

Sarah walked in the door, her volunteer hours complete.
“I'm starving!”
“Help yourself” I said from my corner of distress.
“Hmm not bad! Actually not...I'm going to perfect this.” She proceeded to heat up some chocolate milk with the crumbled square she cut, so as to not dry out her membranes in process of first stage digestion.
I promise, although we are eating blended cobs at times, we are not starving in Uganda. Some things just taste better this way.

Maize Disappointment :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhuFDK-QlK8: Link to the "Betty and Veronica" Cooking Show

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